African bum disease

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 14, 2015
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dry speed bumming

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
by dunglebump June 26, 2007
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Bum Fucked Egypt

Pertaining to a location that is in the middle of nowhere.
You live in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt.
by Schink May 06, 2003
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Bum Wine Wednesday

More commonly referred to as “BWW”, Bum Wine Wednesday is a weekly tradition that originated at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. BWW essentially involves buying and consuming a range of "Bum Wines,” such as M/D 20 20, Wild Irish Rose or Thunderbird. Participants in BWW are encouraged (by tradition), after buying their Bum Wine for the night, to give their change to a homeless person before returning to campus or an off-campus location. The tradition is now practiced on college campuses across America, particularly in locations with particularly high homeless populations.
Tonight, we shall drink from the bottom of the bottle, for it is Bum Wine Wednesday, and we must tilt to the howl of these American streets.

"Happy Bum Wine Wednesday!" Exclaimed Jenny as she withdrew a silver coin from within the homeless child's sooten ear, placing it in his outstretched palm a-tremble.
by Milstein January 29, 2006
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Dick-Bum-Dick

Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.
Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.
by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005
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bubble-gum-by-the-bum

All I wanna do,
Is chew, chew, chew,
On her bubble-gum-by-the-bum
by Robots With Lasers February 14, 2009
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Finger bum flank

The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
by DoctorZig March 04, 2016
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