hair blown back

you hit da weeeed so hard your hair is blown straight back all fuq'd up, no facial expression to your homies while immediately putting the stuff down, and looking for a spot anywhere to pass dafuq out

Yo this mf def a first timer cause hair blown back

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.

During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.

by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012

Sucks Emo Hair

Basically like saying that sucks. Exept a little more harsh. Saying Sucks Emo Hair doesn't have a total description. -Chris (Hoffer)

Guy1: My rat died.

Guy2: That Sucks Emo Hair Dude.

by Hoffer September 7, 2007

[CRAMTON BALL HAIR]

When a person acts in cowardly way. Or simply cramping on Ball Hairs.

"BUD FUGGIN must be CRAMTON BALL HAIRS," what a pooh head.

by Scruffy Mc Duffy December 17, 2008

Nut Hair Deluxe

When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.

Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.

by Robbie From Netcong November 9, 2008

hair-hole

A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.

Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

by gumpynator October 17, 2021