Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

The Extremely Goofy Moovie

The Extremely Goofy Moovie is a movie that is extremely goofy. I mean for fucks sake

Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”

by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018

blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 13, 2018

fuck the goofy

This means to forget all the jokes

So I told this dude to fight the joke that he made
Fuck the goofy

by Godessses November 22, 2018

The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.

The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned

by Corphoenix December 16, 2020

Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021