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Good morning and God Bless 

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The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
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Good Morning and God Bless 

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"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?
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Good Morning and God Bless 

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When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.
Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

good morning and god bless 

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A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018
I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today
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Good Morning and God Bless 

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To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.
"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"
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Good morning and God bless 

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When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
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