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Golden Phoenix

When you’re doing a girl from behind, and you pull both of her arms back. You pull out and urinate all over her back.
Charlie walked out of the room all smelly and wet with another person.
He must’ve gotten the golden Phoenix in the other room.
by Don’t tell mama September 19, 2017
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Golden Receiver

A girl who has Golden/Blonde hair who spends a lot of time on all fours (Like the dog Golden retriever) but sucks off many men and sometimes drooles due to the amount of cum from her mouth
Fred - "Why is she on her hands and knees all the time? What is she waiting for?"
Shaun - "She is a Golden receiver, she is waiting to give someone a BJ"
Fred - "Can i have a go?"
Shaun - "Sure... Have fun"
by Joshwaa😂😂😂 April 18, 2018
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.
Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.
by WRJash June 30, 2023
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