Golden cock

Tutankhamen’ dick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 10, 2022

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.

Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.

by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden retriever

White boy

Golden retriever boys are adorable

by anonymous July 24, 2022

golden outfit

1. An outfit that you wear only on special occasions.
2. An outfit that makes you the happiest and luckiest person.

1.
Ben : Have you seen Gigi today? She seemed fuckin' happy today.
Harry ; Yeah I know, she was wearing her golden outfit.

2.
Frank : Bro, I dunno what to wear for my date with Sam.
Kenny : Just take your golden outfit!
Frank : Aight, let's go!

by Bumbaclod May 13, 2020

Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022