Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Fake

Exaggerating how you’re feeling

“Nah I’m fake tired”
“Ngl them shoes fake tuff”

“I’m fake hungry nbs”

by thatchickfrmtheeastside July 10, 2023

fake usb

See vape sometimes just a virus stick

Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k

by ADD ME ON SNAP GAYTARD_69420 April 17, 2019

Fake news

CNN

Guy 1:Hey did you see the news? CNN said USA is racist

Guy 2: CNN is fake news

by Heyyouboii September 11, 2020

fake decent

Something you say when you lie about something being good/having a good standard. Originated by Plaqueboymax

Bob: "You fuckin' with my new song bro?"
Sean: "Nah this fake decent fasho."

by Fheudh October 10, 2024

Fake

Christina Havis

Christina is a fake entitled asshole.

by Jewishsince93 June 5, 2019