A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
by TruthMakerfrfr October 23, 2018
Get the Ethan Bradomug. A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother
by Witty Brother November 5, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
Get the Ethan Learnmug. Used to describe a small fetus like, he's known for getting dicked down in the ass by transgender dudes with fake cocks and loves to suck on little kids toes. His dominte feature would be his small ass cock that looks like a clit.
by C0cKIoRd69 October 11, 2020
Get the Ethan kIngmug. Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 4, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020
Get the Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiimug.