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Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.
You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!
by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
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Egg

I recently consumed an egg for my personal morning meal
by George Klingshirn May 9, 2020
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Egg

The cries of baby chicks, screaming for life again, wanting but never receiving. Doomed to eternal suffering.. Until the end of their painful existence when they are eaten by snobby humans. They will never be fre
”I REALLY want an egg, I will FUCKING KILL for an egg right about now”
by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020
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egg bugging

Known glitch in the speed running community used to glitch out of map geometry (also referred as being out of bounds).
"he shed 5 seconds off his PB by egg bugging, that's crazy!"

"I went to purgatory with my friends today by egg bugging before we all shot each other to death while laughing"
by 0xReve July 29, 2024
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eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
by snotty monkey February 26, 2010
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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.
by Eggolus July 19, 2022
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