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Dylan

Dylan: I caught a grass carp!!
Friend: I hate them
Dylan: they fight so hard
by Big fish guy October 10, 2020
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dylan

dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
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daddy dylan

dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.
by not dylan22 October 14, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?
by Bella Rose June 13, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.
Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024
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Dylan Dimeo

Ugliest man that you will ever meet, doesn’t care about people’s feelings. His dick is the size of a jelly bean but he thinks it’s actually huge
Lily: “did you hook up with Dylan Dimeo last night?”

Avery: “yes his dick is so small🤢”
by AJ AM December 7, 2017
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