Adam Sprague

A relatively short person who plays seige and goons to his 3d printer.

Yo man, i have an amazing friend named Adam Sprague

by sussy chucklenuts September 15, 2025

Adam

Adam is a very fat boy that eats all donuts in his dads shop (which is called Adam's dads donuts.He is stupidly funny and will eat any donut in a 2 mile radius of him

Omg Zade stop eating so many donuts or u will be as fat as adam

by Slappiedappydoooo April 22, 2020

Adam

A guy who pulls infinite bitches. Very sexy and funny, and is insanely charming. Often has multiple girlfriends at once.

I wish I was Adam, he gets all the 🐱

by MuhammadMcLovin June 13, 2022

Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction

Adam thinks way too high of Dbd and it's very unhealthy for his lifestyle.

"I'm gonna play Dead By Daylight instead of giving my dying dog CPR I think I'm addicted which means I can't get away from it or it's taking over my life." Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction was brought to you by the Warner bros family and he may potentially make it to multiversus.

by AnonymousByDaylight August 3, 2022

Adam

That one kid that owns a communism table and owes everyone twenty bucks

Adam I want my money

by Accomplish May 11, 2022

Adam Gallo

Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.

"Oh my GOSH!"

"Is that ADAM GALLO"

"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"

"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."

"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"

by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022

Adam

The most handsome boy you’ll ever meet, he’s shy and awkward but that makes you fall harder. He will be nervous around you if he likes you and has the dreamiest curly hair. If you manage to get yourself an Adam, never let him go. He’s one in a million and you’ll never find another like him.

Adam is really cute

by Rowina Williams January 16, 2020