Douche Nozzle

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

by Darth Wader January 26, 2012

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Douche Fagel

Any guy with the name of Richie, usually meaning he is a bitch ass and a flaming homosexual who can get his ass whopped anyday by a kid named Matt. But thats not a surprise because Matt is a tank diesel, not a douche fael like Riche.

Richie got his ass beat by a homo what a douche fagel.

by TankDiesel December 12, 2010

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douche-kabob

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

by ava27 November 12, 2013

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Douche Bag

One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.

"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."

by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009

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Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

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