A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 19, 2021
by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023
When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.
After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.
by sumnoidfucksgoats October 30, 2015
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
by HappyAssArrows June 03, 2022
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022