this is the new bitch but use with caution as you ai will murder you in your sleep if you call them it
by TheCutestGirlYouWillEverMeet June 13, 2023

by I can't come up with one March 9, 2022

#1 Random : *watches someone get stabbed literally anywhere*
#1 Random : h
#1 Random : Hey man, guess what?
#2 Random : What?
#1 Random : *Kicks #2 Random in the stomach*
#2 Random : h
#1 Random : *Makes a real conversation*
#2 Random : *Replies to the conversation and has a good conversation*
#3 Random : *Just sits there alone* h
#1 Random : h
#1 Random : Hey man, guess what?
#2 Random : What?
#1 Random : *Kicks #2 Random in the stomach*
#2 Random : h
#1 Random : *Makes a real conversation*
#2 Random : *Replies to the conversation and has a good conversation*
#3 Random : *Just sits there alone* h
by surgical June 17, 2019

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks
by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's
by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018

john: hey you haven't payed rent in 5 months and you are getting evicted next week
me: h
john: what is h
me: h
me: h
john: what is h
me: h
by valkie May 14, 2021
