Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Fuck around

When a situation is beyond being fixed; Or when a day or period of time in a person's life is one shitty thing after another; A expression use by a person when they finally except there run of bad luck.

My car broke down, me and my old lady's on the outs and work called me in on my day off...fuck around

by MickeyD6781 June 11, 2020

its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

Fucked in the Mouth

To receive oral pleasure by another individual sucking cock.

She was fucked in the mouth with his salty load.

by Mouth Fucked August 28, 2018

As fuck

As fuck

Venezuelan as fuck

by Grede February 24, 2018

Fuck-knuckle

A more poignant or harsher word for the abusing the common wanker/tryhard/yuppie douche-canoe

You're porno movies are on the shelf next to that fuck-knuckle with his shirty goatee in the corner

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

Fuck

fuck is possibly the only word that can be fucking used in every sentence and it still make fucking sense

FUCK

by Kadenten69 June 26, 2021