fat fucking cat

a really fat fucking cat

a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.

Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.

by faghater6996 March 5, 2024

Titty fuck

When you stick your nipple in someone’s asshole

Dude, Tracy titty fucked me so hard last night. I never knew she had such long nipples!

by Bignutboy101 February 1, 2019

Fuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone:
“Bro, I fucked her so hard last night”

To express disgust, anger:

Disgust. “Ew, you are fucking gross. That’s nasty.”

Anger. “Oh my god! Go fuck a rhino you fat pig!”

To add emphasis to a sentence:

I can’t beleive you fucking did that! That’s fucking sick, bro!

And... yeah so fuck is a special word. Use it carefully or you might get punched in the balls.

by XxcloudyxX February 15, 2019

fucking swapper

To not have any control over your motorcycle. Unable to control the slow pace that you are currently attempting to hold. You should sell your motorcycle and try golf you shit heap

I watched you ride, your a fucking swapper

by Chucka24 April 24, 2015

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name.

bruh moment much
shut the fuck up

by josh.exe November 25, 2021

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fuck Head

Synonym for fucking idiot. The conveyor of the phrase and owner is Luke Sherriffs.

"ETHAN YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK HEAD MAN."

by help me:( March 20, 2022