fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016

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Fuck

A beautiful wonderful word that you can use anywhere and it made complete sense!

My fucking cousin ate my fucking cookies. Fucking fuck her, the fucker.

by KiriBaku TRASH January 17, 2021

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fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"

by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019

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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

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normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

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