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mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 5, 2023
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School box tops

These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff
Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”

Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”
by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
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International Top Day

March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)
Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!

Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
by daddysangel March 24, 2021
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Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local
Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.
by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009
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American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
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roof top camper

A roof top camper is what is considered a scum of the universe

A roof top camper is in all video games that are FPS but most common in the following games

Call of duty, apex, fortnight etc.
Gamer one: I just killed by the scum of the universe

Gamer two: roof top camper

Gamer one: yep
by Pp water big daddy April 24, 2021
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boot top pussy

A vagina that looks like a old wore out boot top
Dam earl did you see that boot top pussy on that hooker?
by Jimmy dong July 14, 2019
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