Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 27, 2017

Mexican mud

street slang for heroine

bruh you got that mexican mud?

by mexican horse July 09, 2018

Mexican Mud

A mixture of truffle butter ( cum and shit) and Taco Bell Verde sauce. Happens when two people are doing the Mexican flying saucer

What the fuck, you got mexican mud all over me

by Phoine23 February 05, 2017

Mud Luge

When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.

Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.

by Shlumpeddd September 25, 2019

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 19, 2011

mud chop

A male who's on the bigger side & has definitely been on that medication that forms breast on the male body. Who gets a shitty ginger fade. Also known to be a complete retards but is still in denial when called out.

Damn, that guy right their with the unwanted tits is a real mud chop

by SuberSypher April 21, 2017

Mud Stomper

Noun - A person of native descent. American, Indian, Australian, or otherwise.

Doug, the Mud Stomper is right, I'm sure his people know the way around the land.

by Erika Erikkson August 12, 2023