potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 12, 2022

Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

Potato

A secret code to get into potato safehouse at 37.327722, -93.375982

Person 1 - (at safehouse door) "potato"
Person 2 - ok come on in

by Potatofarmer982 March 20, 2020

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

Tomash potato

An absolute qt with a big batty

Let’s go tomash potato

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

frumpy potato

Angie Vinson

I saw frumpy potato walk in the party and freaked out

by Subfar May 13, 2015

shocked potato granny

nigels dead mum finding his gay magazine porn stash

shocked potato granny cool

by mrs tosser November 17, 2025