i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Cookie

The Person you Love is a cookie.
Falling in love with them is baking it.
And if you put that cookie into a jar that means you friendzoned that cookie.

Ohh you know that someone is my cookie...
You seem to like her, are you baking a cookie?

by Cookiesprout December 1, 2016

Cooki

cooki is the sweetest girl ever and she has a big heart so make sure to be sweet and careful with her

Person 1: Hey she looks sweet
Person 2: Thats literally cooki

by cookiwooki February 3, 2025

Sand Cookie

A hot female of Middle Eastern Decent

Have you seen that girl that works at the corner store? She is a Sand Cookie.

by Eureka's Finest June 16, 2011

cookie shot

When a person throws a cookie at another person to hit them

"EAT THE COOKIES! OR ELSE I WILL DO A COOKIE SHOT!"

by Princess Karen September 14, 2021

cookie duke

A cookie duke is a crazy person, kind of like the crazy people in Disney movies.

"He's a real cookie duke, that fellow."

by Trahearne March 24, 2021