I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ass-Hat

My friend Andrew

he is a total ass-hat

by Jeffffffffffsaio May 13, 2018

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

Give my hat to

To show a great deal of respect for.

There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hat

The thing that goes on your head and makes you sweaty.

Bob put a hat on his head to hide his baldness.

by MicLearner January 10, 2022