A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
Get the top shelf redneckmug. Girl with hairy nipples
by 36% June 7, 2016
Get the dusty top hatmug. A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.
Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.
by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019
Get the rare grease topmug. 
Get the Bb Top of the Scalemug. 
What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019
Get the # top water jigmug. the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)
by campppppp January 29, 2018
Get the Camp Timber Topsmug.