by autistic nerd 1991 June 09, 2025
by Reddawg9895 August 05, 2024
When two people, if both girls wearing 10+ inch strap-on dildos, sodomize each other very roughly until they can achieve a Pink Sock.
The man in the relationship then grips their mouth or hands firmly on the exposed rectum and then spin them around until there is enough centrifugal force to throw him or her across the room.
The man in the relationship then grips their mouth or hands firmly on the exposed rectum and then spin them around until there is enough centrifugal force to throw him or her across the room.
Francine: Hey, Jenny you're walking funny today, do anything different last night?
Jenny: Me and Earl decided to try out the Texas Tilt-a-Whirl.
Francine: wow, hardcore! how'd it feel?
Jenny: it was pretty exhilarating.
Jenny: Me and Earl decided to try out the Texas Tilt-a-Whirl.
Francine: wow, hardcore! how'd it feel?
Jenny: it was pretty exhilarating.
by Dats Nasty February 19, 2014
During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
by Rusty Shackleford December 21, 2016
That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 13, 2021
"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."
by Asian Kid pwns Friend February 12, 2012