Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Texas Tranq

A poker term used to describe slow play early in the round before more rigorous play following the elimination of a number of players.

Player 1: Man this guy is folding pre-flop on every hand!
Player 2: Yeah, you're right, he might be playing that Texas Tranq.

by Craigos2300 January 14, 2021

West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.

"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."

by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018