Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Take me down dance

sex When a guy tells you he wants to hit it.

Me and my boy did the take me down dance. He doin the take me down dance.

by Shaina3219 May 9, 2008

Taking a Mike Ambrose

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.

Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.

by Syrinx Pichu January 11, 2010

Take her, she's ripe

A phrase commonly used to describe the action of fucking a girl who recently turned legal; 18 years of age. Like a fruit reaching prime ripeness.

Dude, that chick just turned 18. Take her, she's ripe!

by riddle me that July 22, 2010

take me out of the oven

to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.

John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"

Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"

by yurmother21 December 12, 2013

Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

Take My Pet to the Vet

When a guy may be suffering from an STD and needs to get it checked out by a doctor.

Man, I was with some chick and now I'm itchin'. I think I need to take my pet to the vet.

by binkyhucklebunny October 23, 2009