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Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick 

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

disco stick 

Term coined in the late seventies, resurrected by popular prop comedian Lady Gaga, also known for her karaoke-style computerized children's-club cult mind-taking rhythm-music for teens.

Involves the beating of a non-disco dancer caught by a number of drunk, brand name wearing, backwards cap bald-spotting males who have been angered due to hearing a form of music other than disco, otherwise known as repetitive club music with a worn out four-four mind erasing lame beat. A branch is severed from a tree (or whatever crude cudgel-like object discovered nearby) , thus becoming a "disco stick" to demonstrate in a concrete way the power of disco music. Can also describe the point of view of a listener at a dance club wherein the music becomes a torture device, a disco stick used to beat simplistic garbage disguised as dance music into one's head through speakers.
I just worshiped satan through Lady Gaga's sex hymnal with my frat brothers and now I'm dumb enough to join up with a herd of other missing links to beat the intelligent open minded music fan with a disco stick until his brain deactivates.

Having to endure that pointless music at that club made me feel as though I had been beaten mercilessly with a disco stick.
disco stick by inscrutable July 9, 2010

rythem stick 

a nine inch dildo, that is inserted into a females vagina. once inserted it becomes a game with four different actions on it, like foam, sizzle, spin and slap. the game is fun to play with all sex partners and will provide lots of pleasure for the woman.
me and amy didn't want to use our rythem stick today, because it was leaking black shit!
rythem stick by Jorden B. July 19, 2006

Shit-on-a-stick 

A game invented in 1973 on a housing estate called East Herringthorpe in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. It was decided that kids were not running fast enough in the persuit of their usual games so to make it more interesting a stick was dipped in dog shite and then used to encourage kids to run faster. The game didn't last long as parents got tired of washing clothes that smelled of dog shite, however, this infamous game stood the test of time and is still talked about today 37 years later.
Dean: Eyup Phil dus tha want a game of British Bulldog?
Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo
Shit-on-a-stick by pip1pip July 20, 2010

disco stick 

a stick that resembles a disco ball that is passed around at parties. when someone receives the disco stick, they must dance until they pass it to someone else.
jane just loves when she gets the disco stick, she pulls out all of her best moves.
disco stick by Elroro;] September 28, 2009