smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Smoke Plate

An apparatus used for smoking activities i.e. ashtray, rolling tray, roach motel.

"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"

by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

Chief smokes with foil

Someone who is Indian who smokes pills off of tin foil

Chief smokes with foil went to Costco to purchase jumbo rolls of foil to smoke his pills on

by Steveclarksleepster July 3, 2024

Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.

Person 1: That's why you get no bitches.
Person 2: *posts a out of context gif/picture to save face, also known as "deploying a Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF"*

by BowlOfOatMeal2 February 3, 2022

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)

"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"

by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025

Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.

"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"

by 7003861311 May 29, 2021