A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.
by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011

Pickle Fucker- is when u force someone to shove a pickle up there ass and walk 10 feet if the pickle drops out u take a bite and reinsert
I saw that pickle fucker eating that ass pickle with a little extra shit besides penut butter ahhh good 'ole'pickle fucker
by Fupa_twat_waffle May 2, 2019

The action of taking out the middle part of a pineapple, then proceeding to angrily have sex with it.
by Graham848 June 17, 2023

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.
Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

Oh it’s because of my bag I’m taking my clothes off it’s lot cos I have a hungry ass like pickles hungry ass
by Jimmy minaj June 5, 2023

by Hankthewank August 22, 2017

Putting your dick inside a pickle jar until it pickles, then finding a woman that hates pickles to then make her suck your dick and chuck up on said peen.
Performed a Pickle It! She opted for chuckin’ up on me wang lad! I threw up in her mouth. We proceeded to recycle this concept for hours until she died. Sucks.
by raunchyraul March 31, 2022
