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Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
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Top Tier Travis

That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.

There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.

He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa
by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019
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Bb Top of the Scale

Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”
by HMHS Band May 10, 2021
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dusty top hat

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat
by 36% June 7, 2016
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mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 5, 2023
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