Line-bro

The person(s) you meet when going to an event and standing in line for a long amount of time. Said people usually have shared interests, hold spots for bathroom breaks, get each other food/drink all while keeping their place in line.

Jeremy and Erik are Line-bros, they met while waiting in line for about 20 hours at the Blade show.

by MmAmOnKeY November 1, 2017

shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

cool bro

When you don’t care

- I got this new shirt
- Cool bro

by Jddiwklapapfl February 12, 2018

Bro blow

Completely normal action between two straight guy friends. As mentioned, saying “no homo”’ explicitly makes it not gay. One of the best things to do to show true bro friendship showing each bro you really care about them.

Dave: hey man I’m feeling down and could use some bro time.
John: I gotchu. How about a bro blow?
Dave: perfect!

by ScottyyW February 3, 2020

Bro love

Bro love is a form of no homosexual love between you and your bro’s things like cuddling your homies is bro love and bro love is sometimes stronger than normal love

Dude do you think he is gay or is it just bro love

by Ste3l3000 May 27, 2020

status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

faux bro

A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.

Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.

by Jennifrog June 27, 2013