tub-o-lard

An extremely obese and/or heavyset person. See Michael Moore.

Oh my god, have you seen tub-o-lard's latest crapumentary?

by Ares July 23, 2004

Fap-O-Rama

An event of masterbational proportions, such as when a gathering of men and/or women gain witness to sexual nature in its most beautiful form.

Bro#1: Tell me you saw that bangin' chick rip her ass through that lycra...
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.

by Mestrus October 6, 2008

Land O Lakes

a town in central Florida, near Tampa that has two high schols. Sunlake; the ghetto school and Land O Lakes high, a redneck school. Featured in an episode of the simple life, where Paris and Nicole come to one of our many nudist resorts.

Bob(from Lutz): what are you wearing on casual friday?
Jim(From Land O Lakes): NOT A THING!

by ursulabear January 22, 2009

kink-o-meter

The device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.

JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.

by Infinity.Syc0 December 30, 2005

check-o-slovakia

Poker slang. Bad player's modification of the word "check." Made popular among poor players by the movie "Rounders."

"Check"
"Check"
"CHECK-OOOOO-slovakia"

by KidNapster February 20, 2005

men-o-pause

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

by fathead431 November 3, 2009

S-O-L

Acronym for "shit outta luck".

"Dude, I'm S-O-L when that exam comes along!"

by Zippidy December 18, 2007