March 25th

international ask out your crush day

boy: hey its March 25th wanna go out?

girl: sure why not

by lustmare March 20, 2023

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

Harrison High School marching band

A place of craziness and winning first place sometimes

Is that Harrison High School marching band

Ye

by Thepersonoverhere October 27, 2019

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

March 17th

March 17th is national ask your crush out day.

Hey, it’s March 17th will you go out with me

by Jonnyhamsarny March 17, 2022

March 14

National lick your bestfriends butthole day

OMG itś march 14 bestie come here!!!

by lmbat December 15, 2022