long covididiot

cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!

Hundreds of long covididiots shitposts are on sorryantivaxxer.com

by Conservaxxitive July 8, 2024

long island

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.

“Lawnguyland, New york”

Long island is the best place to live. Represent!

by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011

long bells

noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells

noun; big balls

my long bells are itchy...

by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

long hall

A long hall is someone you know you'll hook up with in the future.

"Ahh I'm not stressed about John even though he' has a gf he's my long hall it's all good"

by icycakes November 14, 2015