Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.
Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
Get the Jakemug. by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
Get the Jake Gardnermug. by Jake beta July 4, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.
by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug.