2014 Facebook Post

For example: Serrano shit on Nicole’s hilarious good morning text, not realizing it was an awesome 2014 Facebook post.
by Gotchab!tch November 27, 2024
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lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 05, 2023
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Post-tage Syndrome

Post-tage syndrome is usually diagnosed to people who have just recently released a big montage on some game and are now demotivated to play the game or even touch since they feel like they've done everything
I don't feel like playing cod anymore maybe I have Post-tage Syndrome
by arbeZ varM November 18, 2020
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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 08, 2014
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Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.
These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.
by James!12345 March 29, 2020
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Post Acceptance Denial

A.K.A P.A.D

The mentality achieved by the majority of Senior High School Students that have received University/and/or/College acceptances and now refuse to try in school any longer as they have no need to.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you study for that upcoming calculus text?
Bob: Fuck that, I already got into University/College name, I don't need to do shit.
Ray: Fuck you and your PAD (Post Acceptance Denial) Bob. I got rejected.
by bestloliconNA May 08, 2013
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