human sabeasting 

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.

That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”

human sabeasting by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

Human Turducken by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

human npc 

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

human npc by Međed November 3, 2022

humanosaurus 

Something that is so big its humanosaurus, huge - ausaurus.

USE THIS WORD ONLY IF YOURE COOL - NO LAME PEOPLE ALLOWED.

(invented by Mar and Tay)

Wow that thang is humanosaurus I can't even see the top of it.

humanosaurus by mar and tay November 10, 2022

Human Screenshot 

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

Human Screenshot by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

Human

The stupidest thing on earth

Humans are stupid

Human by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

human dorito 

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

human dorito by ..diehard November 30, 2022