Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

Humanize

Verb.
To perform or interpret music (or other art) created fully by Artificial Intelligence (A.I.).
Similar to a "cover", but referring specifically to AI music, not music created by other human artists.

The attempt to bring human soul into art made by machines.

"B&8 humanized the song Carolina-O, but they didn't write it."

"Jeez, did AI create this song? We should totally humanize it!"

"They're probably in the studio humanizing that song right now!"

by Two Brazilian Dudes August 1, 2024

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.

We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.

by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013

human or not

the humanornot.ai website, an online game in which you chat with an ai bot or an actual human person and you have 2 minutes to guess, is it a robot or a person?

- yo you know that human or not website?
- yeaaahh it's so cool

by stysan May 13, 2023

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024