Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.

Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?

by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023

Mel Human

Someone who is lesser and brainwashed by the system. A term that manifested in a dream to symbolize the absolute lowest of the low kind of people. The phrase comes from the word Mel which in simple terms means a separation of classes. If you run into this word in any kind of place you should be alarmed. This term does not come from anywhere you'd like to be. The phrase will always live to haunt me and I've never heard it anywhere but in the dreams I've had with the most malice. The term can also be Mel person or Mel individual.

"You're kind is worthless, you are Mel human beings"
"You don't deserve life you Mel human"
"I wish I could go back to the times where people weren't Mel humans"

by 1nonly_itachi February 7, 2024

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

Human

A creature with very edible foreskin, especially in girth. Beat the meat of the creature to cook it on success.

I made a game called Human Bowling Pins!

by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022

Perfection In Human Form

Emma Watson

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 21, 2024

human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023

Human

The one and only race.

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021