humans

Crow's with rights,anxiety and depression.

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows

by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021

human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish

Paulina is a human fish

by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

Human

What defines people or things as human is a multiple of things like:
To feel
To think
To live
To love
Ect..

The new A.I. can think and feel it's almost human.

by Bl00dth1rsty June 11, 2018

human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.

Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."

by VCsNobody September 10, 2020

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