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Elyria High School 

Once a decaying high school built when dinosaurs roamed the earth, Elyria High has been demolished and rebuilt as the most painfully boring High School in northeast Ohio. Jail-like and unimaginably cold, the school has new restrictions and regulations that make the local prison seem like an all-inclusive resort.

The school is also notable for the amount of self-proclaimed 'squads,' 'crews,' and 'gangs.' These groups are comprised mostly of skinny white kids who will talk shit without having the fortitude to back it up. None of them are to be taken seriously.
Man I walked into the new Elyria High School today and they sent me out because I had a dime sized hole in the knee of my pants.
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Albemarle High School

A extraordinary high school in Central Virginia. Looking from Hydraulic road, it sits beautifully in front of mountains. School colors: red&blue. Mascot: Patriot.

Extra curricular activities play a big role and include sports, SCA, Key Club, F.A.S.T, DECA, and dozens more.

As far as sports go: The football team is an absolute joke, but other teams aren't half bad. The lacrosse, tennis, and swimming teams are good. Other teams include golf, volleyball, XC, field hockey, basketball, indoor/outdoor track, wrestling, baseball, softball, and soccer.

The most talented of the teams is the drama department. Their performances are award-winning and ranked the best in the state and are among the best in the country

What sets Albemarle apart from other schools the most architecturally is the Breezeway. The Breezeway is a giant courtyard in the middle of the school where students meet between classes for the 8 minute break.

Things stay interesting at AHS. There was a soccer coach arrested for distributing child pornography. There have been additions to the school. The schedule changed to a 4x4. Mostly, the unpredictable weather keeps schedules interesting and constantly changing.

Lately, the biggest addition to the school has been the MESA wing. MESA is a new Math, Science, and Engineering Academy. MESA is an elite program for brilliant students that earn 3 math and 3 science credits over the 2 year period they are committed to the program.
You go to Albemarle High School?

Yeah!

Oh, in that awesome town, Charlottesville?
YERP!

Malibu High School 

General: Malibu High School ( mascot: Sharks ) is located in Malibu, California, near Zuma Beach ( where students are often seen recording data for science classes ). The school houses grades 6-12, and is run by Principal Mark Kelly. The school is a safe one, the worst thing happening being the occasional theft and a little more frequent tagging done by vally kids ( vals ), who hate us.

Academics: The school was ranked 240th in Newsweek Magazine’s Top 1200 Schools In America study. Students who graduate from Malibu High have a good chance of getting into many good colleges, including those part of the Ivy League.

Students: The students at Malibu High look like the stepped out of Teen Vogue. Majority of the girls wear some of the trendiest clothes in fashion, though each seem to add their own unique style into these outfits. The boys sport the rocker or surfer style. Lets just say that you shouldn’t shop at places like K Mart, Walmart, Target, or Kohls for clothes if you plan to attend this school.

Other than fashion, the students at Malibu High are very artsy. Many enjoy making films, playing instruments, and photography. They also tend to not go our with each other, there are very few couples in the grades, especially the freshman class this year.

Many of the kids are wealthy, or upper middle class, and have semi-famous or famous parents. Though they don't flaunt these things.

Most the kids are nice beings, and very welcoming.

Food: The food is terrible usually, but the cookies and cinnamon rolls are good. Most kids in Malibu are health conscious ( not carb conscious, health ), and don’t enjoy the grease. Occasionally the ASB will hire Starbucks, Point Pizza, Coffee Bean, or In N Out Burger to come cater.

Newspapers: The high school has an award winning newspaper called The Current. It is very well put together. The middle school has a pretty good paper called The Surfwriter.

Sports: Well for starter, the cheerleaders are not the most popular and sought after girls at the school, though they are a nice bunch. The football players aren’t the hottest dudes. The surfing team is good, and so is the water polo team.

Weather: Is good. Never seems to get to hot, nor to cold. Its perfect.

Fun Facts:

-Scenes from the movie Smile (2005) were shot at MHS. In fact, the film revolves around the international organization, Operation Smile, which the school sponsors, and portrays several real-life MHS figures, such as former principal Mike Matthews (played by Sean Astin).
-Scenes from the Disney Channel Original Movie Brink! (1998) were also shot at MHS.
-A 1979 film was entitled Malibu High. 3

( This was an unbiased definition brought to you by Turtlejelly )
Malibu High School is a nice school to attend.

Malibu High School by Turtlejelly December 11, 2008

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology 

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

Unionville high school 

white.... thats all i have to say
about 98% of uville is white

sharpstown high school 

The place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
sharpstown high school': kids get stabbed randomly at sharpstown. teachers who teach during their first year at sharpstown high have a greater chance of quiting than smokers dying of lung cancer and teen suicide rates combined. the only thing that has yet to happen at sharpstown is ww3 and an atomic bomb going off.

[Kenowa hills high school] 

Kenowa- a place where the principle looks like a man who has been named man lady by many an a vice principle that has a Hitler stash where the students have renamed him smitler instead of smith

A place where there's wannabe gangs

a Crazy who flips out about Pokemon
Man stop being a kenowa smitler when talking to me

yo why u all be up in my shit like a Kenowa hills high school smitler