got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

by Mister Straight April 8, 2023

u got the lean perc?

MARTIN GO TO VOICE LINE

A: my family just died in a brutal crash and i got diagnosed with cancer yesterday..
B: U GOT THE LEAN PERC??

by bxbxhxll April 9, 2023

I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

i got your ip address

an insult every single discord member uses to scare their opponent or just trying to "get silly"

haha I got your IP address

by wulfyidk April 20, 2023

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022