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butthurt mother fucker

A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.

Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
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Fatty fucker

Definition; A person who likes to have sex with large women that resemble whales, hippos, our even a bear. He will likely go to extreme lengths to avoid being identified as a fatty fucker.
Mark: Paul, why was the giant beast carrying a case of Coors Light into your room last night? Did you fuck that fatty?
Paul: (acts like a little bitch and storms off) confirming that he indeed is a fatty fucker
by Miatasaregay69 July 2, 2021
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Fucker

by Ssjbru June 17, 2020
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Selfie Fucker

Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight
Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker
by em2020 May 28, 2017
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crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!
by Toogers12 August 10, 2017
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fuckerness

the ability to bring out peoples oneryness and rotten characteristics
You can no longer hang out with Jim....he brings out your fuckerness.....
by jiminc1 January 4, 2012
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goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
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