Fortnite

A type of cancer that is more common in men than the other 69 genders, will cause your girlfriend to break up with you and will cause school shooters untill becoming unpopular in 2019

Oh shit here comes dat boi playing fortnite again

by TheFlameGod May 25, 2018

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Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.

Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"

by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022

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Fortnite

It works better than a condom because it keeps you from losing your virginity.

Yesterday I almost lost my virginity but then I found Fortnite.

by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019

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Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

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