shit bird

when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.

ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!

by Lewiville September 13, 2006

Puffy Bird

Large fluffy yellow bird that does lots of crazy stuff. Killed Buddha.

Puffy Bird is cool

by EngineJim December 8, 2003

Mama bird

Putting your own cum or a woman’s pussy juice in your mouth , swish it in your mouth, and then proceeding to spit up the contents into your partners mouth for them to swallow, like a mother bird

This nasty bitch let me mama bird her, I mixed my my cum in my mouth for me to spit into hers, and she swallowed!

by Batswang January 24, 2018

Baby Bird

When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.

Damn... Bill hit that so hard he gave himself the baby bird.

by JT and Rob Dog September 26, 2008

king fisher bird

bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also

Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.

by JiiM November 5, 2003

to kill a mocking bird

The act of murdering a woman who has been mocking you.

Where are you going with that freshly sharpened axe?

To kill a mocking bird.

by BlueBeardBlueCarpet January 27, 2011

Kebab shop bird

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.

by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006