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Face Time

The intention of someone (most often a guy) to show their face, as often as possible, in a public crowded area in hopes to be recognized (hopefully by a girl) at later occurrences, usually at a social event.
WEDNESDAY

Steve "Hey man I'm about to go to the library to study for a huge test, and get some face time with the bitches so I can get laid this weekend"

*Stacy and Steve make eye contact in the library and they share smiles*

FIRDAY NIGHT

Stacy" Hey your that kid from the library getting face time with the bitches so you could get laid this weekend while studying at the same time...wanna fuck?"
by JBauer24 May 4, 2009
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face diaper

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers
He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper
by anonymous November 5, 2020
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scar face

tha greates movie of all time
Tony Montnana aka Scarface played by Al Pacino
U wanna play rough okay say hello to my lil freind u wanna play rough okay
by Adam Menendez May 13, 2005
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diarrhea face

by Matt Petrie June 23, 2007
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red face

1. Person who is extremely embarassed.

2. Person who eats meat in a gratitious manner with the only purpose of angering and upsetting vegetarians.
1. The man is incontinent, of course he's a red face.

2. They had to cancel the PETA rally because a whole load of red faces pulled up and ate about 500 lbs of raw meat right in front of us.
by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004
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Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.
Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters
by Gregness November 12, 2007
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kitty face

An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.

Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.

A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.
Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.

Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.
by percypig August 17, 2009
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