ethan

a good guy who likes planes

ethan likes trains

by jhncbgvcxxz March 3, 2022

Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”

Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson”
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”

by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.

"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"

"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."

"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"

by Sovanny March 29, 2019

ethan

a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac

jim- yo you know ethan?

nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac

by cockguzzlingmaniac August 28, 2022

Ethan

my pretty and amazing boyfriend who i will love forever and ever

i love pookie ethan

by weirdofreak123 February 11, 2025

Ethan

Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.

"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"

by iwillbreakyourniconicokneecaps June 18, 2021

Ethan trotter

Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.

Look at that kid sucking off his dad
Oh that kid that's ethan trotter

What a bender

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 6, 2021