dog zebra

Navy slang for when three men are having sex with a woman simultaneosly. Euphamism based on US Navy material condition of readiness which determines which fittings (doors, vents, etc.) are to be closed on a naval vessel. Condition Dog Zebra is the most secure condition, where all airtight, watertight, firetight, and fumetight fittings are secured.

So when three male sailors are teamin' a chick (whether a betty out on liberty, a female shipmate, whatever) they will "set condition dog zebra" where one guy fucks her pussy, one guy fucks her ass, and one guy is has his dick in her mouth, thus "all openings secured"

"We had some liberty in PI with this fine as ho so me and my boys set some dog zebra!"

or...

"How come all these chicks are gettin' pregnant out on WestPac? Too many people settin' dog zebra on a bitch."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dead dog

A dead dog that is not alive.

A dog that is dead is a dead dog.

by The Doctor December 23, 2004

man dog

n. A male reproductive organ, aka man sausage, slipped into a hot dog bun. Usually used to trick someone. For full effect, man chowder is smeared on top to look like mayonnaise.
v. to slip someone a man dog: Offering an unsuspecting cum dumpster or fanny bandit a hot dog, but instead handing them a man dog with your throbbing member inside.

1. I was duped into putting my mouth on a man dog the other day and now I'm gay.
2. "Man. Tony Danza slipped me a man dog the other day. What a fag."

by Tony Danza's Gay Uncle December 28, 2005

cunt dog

A horrible, untrustworthy and terrible person. Someone to be despised.

"I can't believe he did that to you, what a Cunt Dog".

by Dunginho February 29, 2004

porn dog

a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.

I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.

by Pinky Walker. FeeFee December 8, 2009

dog fart

The act of an African American man having sex with a caucasian woman. Also refered to as BDWC.

My favorite type of porn is dog fart

by Mike Oncley September 30, 2006

Guard Dog

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

by Geth November 17, 2004