An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
Get the Smash Burger Denialmug. (He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019
Get the Mr. Burgermug. It's a burger a male squits his mayo into and then makes the female eat it whilst the fucks her anus rapidly
by Jackyl 333 April 13, 2017
Get the spunky burgermug. i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger
by elzz March 20, 2017
Get the dead burgermug. One who is adept at commiting a burgeraly. This person is so good, he/she can steal frood from your hands without noticing.
(You come back from the restroom to find some of your food is missing. )
You: Dammit, who's been eating my fries?
(Everyone at the table points to Jake)
You: Wow, Jake. You are such a burgeral.
You: Dammit, who's been eating my fries?
(Everyone at the table points to Jake)
You: Wow, Jake. You are such a burgeral.
by loanshark November 26, 2014
Get the burgeralmug. by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022
Get the barbecue bacon burgermug. Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.
by Lashonhara August 4, 2021
Get the Burger ballsmug.