Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

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Bowl

An insult. No one knows what it means specially

Omg Abby you’re such a bowl

by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020

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Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021

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toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes

person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"

by almostcorrect December 17, 2019

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When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".

A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

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