An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
by 1temp1 December 4, 2017
Get the Dirty Bowlmug. A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.
by nevabeta October 14, 2023
Get the Dust bowlmug. by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020
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Get the Dust Bowlmug. by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019
Get the Super bowlmug. "Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023
Get the Bowl Van Goghmug.