1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.
2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.
3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.
3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
by Black Bart Roberts August 07, 2008
WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL
Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.
GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.
GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!
by Dawn and Johnson March 19, 2009
A refrence to marlyn monroe picture. The reaction is more accurately portrayed in Bruce almighty and Joe demaggio's response to monroe's fiasco.
by CrispFlows September 16, 2003
For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.
Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
by strateShot October 28, 2008
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!
" Why?"
"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
" Why?"
"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
by coconutcanoe April 02, 2014
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
by Horn-player April 27, 2017
When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.
Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!
Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?
Sister 1: That would be awesome!
Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!
Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?
Sister 1: That would be awesome!
Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!
by Aphik April 11, 2011