Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
Get the Drive-Thru Christian mug.A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
Get the Tude Christian mug.The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
Get the Christian mug.This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
Get the Christian Illiterate mug.There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023
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by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022
Get the christian mug.Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
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by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
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